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Ducks?

Yes!

Why?
I just like 'em. Ya' know what, maybe I love 'em. I've never looked at a duck and thought "jerk." Ducks are cool and I've always had a good time with them. I remember Ducky from Pretty in Pink fondly, same for Daffy Duck and his ducky dame Daisy. Ducks just always rubbed me the right way, so when it came time to sell a pretend something - Ducks it was.*
*Monkeys did place a very close second.

Now I have ducks up the wazzoooo! Mallards are a dime a dozen around here. Actually, not quite that cheap - check them out. Don't forget to click the image to see more pics from around the pond!

 
$5.00 Now $2.95
 
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Molly Mallard

 

She's a Mallard. Give her a break. She likes cornmeal as much as any other duck. Give Molly a chance.

Seriously, we have like hundreds of these guys. We call them all Molly.

 
Dimensions
10x5 x5 in
 

Molly Mallard

 
$2.95
 

More Hot Ducks!

Rick Ruddy

 
How Cute?
 

Quite the looker - this guy is gonna impress the neighbors.

 
 
$18.00
 
Dimensions
11x4 x7 in
 
This is a Duck
Yes
 
How Cute?
 

Ruddy Duck

 
How Cute?
 

Such a cute little guy.

 
 
$25.00 Now $23.95
 
Dimensions
12x8 x4 in
 
This is a Duck
Yes
 
How Cute?
 

Duck of the Month Club

 

We'll send you a new duck every month for FIFTY FIVE YEARS!

Can you handle it?

 
$15,000.00